The secret of wicket-keeping
is: use Mysore Sandal Soap. Appropos, do you guys remember that old joke? A legendary Hollywood actor (can't remember off hand who it was) appeared in a commercial endorsing a particular brand of cigarettes. 'You don't smoke!', a friend reminded him. 'Of course I don't,' was the response. 'Remember what the commercial says? X brand of cigarettes don't hurt my throat' -- that is because I never use them.'